Let's get serious for a minute about Owlbear Conservation.
Sure, we know. Nobody has ever actually SEEN one. But over the years, we've all heard the myths about them. The legends. With all the reports of their huggy arms and stabby beaks, we feel confident that they must exist out there SOMEWHERE, and with earth's ecosystem in crisis we're sure they need our help. Luckily, a champion has risen to defend them. That champion is Wil Wheaton... and you.